Crazy Virtual Dice 3D

Now Open Source!
https://github.com/AlexRamallo/virtual-diceVirtual Dice 3D is a free app that lets you roll virtual dice in 3 beautifully, and expertly crafted dimensions.
Our team of skilled artisans spent months researching each individual dimension to bring you the very best of X, Y, and of course, Z.
The dice rolling algorithm we developed allows us to keep the physics simulations and dice outcomes separate, so as to provide unbiased yet physically accurate rolls.
Unfortunately, we ran out of funding after our efforts into developing a fourth dimension yielded no results.
This forced us to cut some corners in the physics part, so instead of hiring skilled physicists, we just threw a bunch of dice into a blender and recorded it.
What resulted is quite possibly the craziest dice physics simulation in the history of dice physics simulations.
The faster you tap, the faster they clack.
Initially, we were planning on creating a paid version, and an ad supported version but quickly realized that few people would pay for simulated plastic cubes.
Instead we decided to make one totally free version without ads or any type of monetization whatsoever.
This application is too critical a step in the advancement of the human species to be hindered by invasive advertising or pay-to-play business models.
Consider this our contribution to life as we know it, and the future to come.** EMERGENCY WEATHER ALERT SYSTEM **THE ANDROID WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A:- TORNADO WARNING FOR...CRAZY VIRTUAL DICE 3D- UNTIL: [UNDETERMINED]- ON DEC 31 2013 1:07AM EST...TRAINED WEATHER SPOTTERS REPORTED MULTIPLE LARGE FUNNEL CLOUDS WITHIN THE "CRAZY VIRTUAL DICE 3D" APP.
A TORNADO MAY DEVELOP IF USERS TAP THE SCREEN REPEATEDLY AND CONSECUTIVELY FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS.
DOPPLER RADAR SHOWED MULTIPLE DANGEROUS STORMS AFFECTING MULTIPLE DEVICES WORLDWIDE.
DOPPLER RADAR SAW WHAT NO DOPPLER RADAR SHOULD.- LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE....ALL LOCATIONS.PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...TAP SLOWLY.
SECURE YOUR CATTLE.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RECREATE TORNADO SPAWNING ENVIRONMENT.
MAKE SURE THAT YOUR TAPS ARE SLOW AND SPACED APART BY AT LEAST 2 SECONDS.
USE EXTREME CAUTION AT ALL TIMES.
SECURE.
YOUR.
CATTLE.*** END EMERGENCY WEATHER ALERT MESSAGE ***